Thou shalt privilege style over content.
Thou shalt shoot first, and never think to ask questions.
Thou shalt herald the return of Dwayne Johnson to where he doth belong.
Thou shalt feature the best work Billy Bob Thornton’s done for years.
Thou shalt condemn Carla Gugino to being an expository third wheel.
Thou shalt devote undue time to off-kilter yet oddly sober sub-plots.
Thou shalt not, despite advertising strongly suggesting the contrary, feature a car chase worth mentioning.
Thou shalt make unto thee a graven image of all generic precursors.
Thou shalt covet religious solemnity.
Thou shalt reap congenial entertainment from unpromising material.
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