Sunday 20 March 2011

'Hawaii Five-0' Checklist and Drinking Game

Drinking takes away the pain.

Obligatory surfing scene [shot of vodka]

Women in bikinis on a beach [shot of dark rum]

Alex O'Loughlin's torso displayed unnecessarily [shot of white rum]

A comment is made about the unnecessary displaying of Alex O'Loughlin's torso [shot of whisky]

Scott Caan says something irreverent in an irritable way (possibly about Alex O'Loughlin's torso) [shot of tequila]

Daniel Dae Kim says 'bro' [shot of gin]

Touchscreen computer technology used for simple task [shot of sambuca]

Helicopter shots used for no discernible reason [pint of lager (downed)]

Our protagonists have homoerotic argument while driving [pint of Guinness (downed)]

The Five-0 squad investigate the murder of a close friend/mentor/family member [yard of ale]

Product Placement [one Jägerbomb per example of any of the following]
  • Chevrolet
  • Hawaii Airlines
  • Hawaii Tourist Board
  • Bing

You forget that the show isn't called CSI: Honolulu [the full “ginning”]

The suspicion that it will soon be cancelled becomes impossible to ignore [strong cup of coffee]

Book 'em, Danno [cyanide pill]

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