1. The spelling of the title.
2. Thinking it is endearing/appropriate to turn
everything into a punchline.
3. Letting Arnold Schwarzenegger continue
phoning it in.
4. Hiring Jason Clarke but giving him no
direction.
5. Hiring Jai Courtney.
6. Wasting Matt Smith.
7. Wasting Byung-hun Lee.
8. Sampling the song ‘Bad Boys’ over a mugshot
montage.
9. Thinking that helicopters can do that.
10. Thinking that school buses can do that.
11. Featuring an affectless I-can-load-bullets-faster-than-you
pissing contest scene.
12. Endowing the villain with inconsistent
powers and motives.
13. Making Terminators essentially
unthreatening in any guise.
14. Filming everything like an NBC TV show.
15. Attempting a lame critique of contemporary techno-culture.
16. Having the characters bicker like
children. Constantly.
17. Aping a Marvel film (also, see above).
18. Aping a Resident Evil film.
19. Ruining all interesting twists with
horrendous marketing.
20. Resembling bad fan fiction.
21.Treating the iconic star of the franchise
like a 1970s sitcom character.
22. Progressing beyond the first production meeting.
No comments:
Post a Comment