1. Tanks can go from zero to sixty in two-point-five
seconds.
2. Criminals enjoy waffles.
3. There are ants everywhere.
4. Helicopters can crash in major urban centres
without consequence.
5. The button for the laser grid is always
switched off at the last possible millisecond.
6. Paul Rudd’s head is just slightly too big
for his body.
7. Michael Pena never met a relief he couldn’t comic.
8. It makes so much sense for a man who has
built a shrinking suit to also be able to speak to ants that this correlation is
not even worth discussing. (Also, why not bees? Or bears? Or other people?)
9. Seeing a villain outright murder someone is
not enough to prove their villainous credentials. They must also kill a lamb.
10. Ex-cons have no rights whatsoever.
11. I fancy a Baskin Robins Mango Fruit Blast.
I wonder why?
12. Bobby Cannavale and Judy Greer make an
absurd couple. They are also both making careers out of being wasted by Hollywood.
13. You can get up to pretty much anything in
your back garden without arousing suspicion.
14. Marvel are still casting Janet van Dyne.
15. There is only one police precinct in San
Francisco.
16. For heist films to work the location of the
heist has to be clearly laid out, and should ideally have at least a couple of
interesting architectural details.
17. The subatomic realm looks like a late-90s
music video.
18. Romantic relationships happen offscreen.
19. The idea of a cultured Mexican is
inherently absurd.
20. You don’t need cities crashing to the
ground for an exciting action finale.
21. Bathos is all well and good, but it can get pretty tiresome.
22. Somewhere, Edgar Wright is shrugging.
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